Look what I got!
It's a USB hub! I have like a million and nine USB gadgets and while Lovelace has three ports of her own, there was definite room for expansion. So I got this little guy. He has four ports and is adorable. Of course I had to get the white whale, but I really struggled not to name him the Fail Whale. I mean, that's like naming your kid Gertrude or Eugene, you're dooming the kid to a life of trouble from the start.
But-but... it's the Fail Whale!
An evil Fail Whale. Wow, that's creepy. Are the glowing red eyes really necessary?
ACK! From hell's heart it has stabbed at me! *is ded*