Mavericks

Real conversation (names changed to protect the innocent) (Neither was me for the record.)

Dan: "While I'm in Dallas next week some of the guys are taking me to a Mavericks game."

Carol: "You? They're taking you to a Mavericks game?"

Dan: "Yeah. So?"

Carol: "You have absolutely no interest in sports."

Dan: "Well..."

Carol: "Tell me something, what sport do the Mavericks play?"

Dan: "..................................... basketball?"

Carol: "Are you sure? Are you sure you don't need to bring a jacket because it's hockey?"

Dan: "....."

Dan: "......dammit....."

Dan: [goes off to check internet]

Dan: "Ha. It is basketball!"